If your house got into a fight with all the other houses on the block would it win?
Does it have the character? Does it have the heart? When we are all asleep and the buildings get together and share stories about us living inside them.
Does your house use a funny voice to mimic the way you talk to your dog?
Does your house ever worry that you are going to leave it for some bigger better place closer to the ocean with a kitchen you can eat in and floors that look old but aren’t?
Would you tell it you were going or just up and disappear one day?
Pay some men to gut it and stow its innards in a truck leave its closets full of dry cleaning hangers and pennies you couldn’t vacuum out of the carpet corners.
From the deliciously talented Dallas Clayton, the perfect reminder that houses have feelings too...