"Papa I'm so sad and lonely", sobbed a tearful little child
"Since dear Mamma's gone to heaven, Papa, you've not smiled;
I will speak to her and tell her, that we want her to come home:
Just you listen and I'll call her through the telephone"
Now I've racked my brains and I can't think of a single circumstance when this woeful little card would do anything other than excerbarate one's grief...
It's the saddest little thing, but surely something not even our funereal loving ancestors would appreciate popping through the letterbox? Hey ho your wife is dead, but heck kids say the funniest things!
I do so like their wallpaper though.