Modern Butterflies

"The Butterfly who loves cigarettes, but can never learn to lay a fire...The Butterfly who adores dancing but is to nervy to dust a room... The Butterfly who lives on the phone but never has time to answer a letter... The Butterfly who delights in matinees but household shopping makes her tired... The Butterfly who devours fiction, but cannot cook a dish to save her life!"

There is a case it seems for not having too much fun. One could you see, be accused of being a Modern Butterfly and I trust you wouldn't want that...

Me Darlings? Why I am far too nervy to dust a room...