Confession

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Oh why oh why oh why do I do this? Why do I feel the urge to confess my misdemeanors in this way?

You see I've done a bad thing. No really. It was a crime against my already ample thighs.

I made mushroom soup. It was quite delicious but after a vat of it, I just wasn't satisfied.  So I had a few strawberries and rooted around the fridge and nibbled on a piece of cheese and ate a slice of smoked ham and then I saw it. A gold wrapped easter egg belonging to my son and lurking forgotten in the  salad drawer. I saw it and I swear demons possessed me.

Readers I bashed it as one would bash a person who had made a person very angry. And I felt a teeny thrill when it shattered in the foil. So I emptied it onto a pretty pink gilt edged plate  and then because I figured in for a penny in for thirty pounds (directly to my bum), I delicately poured double cream into a matching gilt edged teacup and used the shards of chocolate to scoop up oodles of cream and nearly fainted with pleasure.

I know.  My name is Alison  and I am disgusting.But the cream was organic. So thats alright then.

Now I am going to bed to wallow in my blubber and dream of the day a man,  a glass of wine, a new pair of shoes or  unexpected buried treasure provides me with a thrill on the scale that chocolate spoons full of double cream gave me tonight.

I am you see, a women with all the vices...

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